Why standest thou afar off, O Lord? why hidest thou thyself in times of trouble? The wicked in his pride doth persecute the poor: let them be taken in the devices that they have imagined. For the wicked boasteth of his heart’s desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the Lord abhorreth. The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts. His ways are always grievous; thy judgments are far above out of his sight: as for all his enemies, he puffeth at them. ~ Psalm 10: 1-5

CAUTION: What you are about to read is (generally) satire, collated from all the satirical news media I could muster, plus my own brilliant tongue in cheek efforts at short notice. You have been warned!

So the media and the Silly Hilly Camp colluded with Russian ‘intelligence.’ Got it. In other news, they may get to burying John McCain by Thanksgiving.

But wait, you ask. John McCain died? When? Let me be the first to the podium then, and say that he was an American hero. Secondly, how many funeral processions are planned and where / what time?

Truth is, the only reason McCain decided to croak when he did was to steal the spotlight from Aretha Franklin and her funeral procession of 100 pink Cadillacs (do you think he ‘thumbed it up’ or downed it?) Try and top THAT, McCainyites. Poor Aretha couldn’t get any R-E-S-P-I-C-T from anyone.

Even Al Sharpton who can’t even spill rispict.

And while I think of it, a friend of mine’s Uncle’s college roommate had a sister whose boyfriend’s gay lover knew a guy who seen a Sasquatch … Proving Trump is a racist. They didn’t want any racists at the McCain bash. Or would that be ‘bashes racists’, plural?

Mmmmm… racists, racists, racists.

Oh yeah? Well get this – People who I can’t reveal heard that Trump’s limo driver’s second cousin twice-removed used to hire hookers to swat his nut sack with a flyswatter. And that was an expensive nut sack too. By the way, you sure it wasn’t somebody just identifying themselves as a Sasquatch … not a real one?

Talking about racists, Maxine Waters looks like a Sasquatch. Kinda talks like one too. And she’s been in Congress since the last century? Impeach fawti-fi! Impeach fawty-fi! Impeach fawti-fi!

Does Robert Mueller and his cast of characters know about the Sasquatch? After almost two years of investigating, he’s done diddly-squat, Sasquatch or not. Hasn’t even interviewed Bruce Ohr, the guardian of the Trump Dossier, so I can’t imagine how long it will take him to get to a Sasquatch source seven times removed. Special Counsel’s Russian Collusion Investigation has turned into a game of Chinese Telephone.

Which is how we got to nut sack flyswatters. For a Sasquatch.

I must admit there’s nothing which tickles my giblets quite like the lefty phrase, ‘sources say’ … A British ‘Brexit’ Steele spy talking about Russian briefs (P.S. ‘knickers’ in Britain) which he says is in a ‘dossier’ (big knickers). Yeah, now I’m convinced.

Ssshhh! You’re using LOGIC again, and it’ll confuse them. Kinda like the left claiming there was no election fraud, then saying the Russians committed fraud to get Trump elected … So that McCain could thumb him down on the House floor and ban him from his coffin ride.

Just an aside, if Trump and Putin are best buddies as the leftists imply, why would Mueller’s team assume that the Russians have Trump over a barrel? Why not over a Sasquatch with a nut sack fly swatter – wouldn’t that make more sense?

Doesn’t get any more Muellerized than that – I can see the headline now: ‘Trump gets done from a Sasquatch with a nut sack fly swatter buried in a big knickers fake dossier called Steele’.

Finally – McCain is dead, right? Because after this week-long love-fest celebrating the greatest American to ever walk the earth, I’m half expecting a resurrection. I’ve never seen such a re-writing of history around one insignificant individual like what we’ve had to tolerate for the past week.

President Trump and Korean hostages…

Had McCain been even half as popular as the Deep State Big Fake News MSM and their political acolytes would have us believe, then he would’ve easily won the presidency – at least twice. But for posterity and the truth, let the dismal record show that in 2008, even with the Sarah Palin bump (who, along with president Trump, McCain banned from his coffin extravaganza) this legendary so-called ‘maverick’ managed to secure only 173 electoral votes.

Just for the record and ‘the facts ma’am, just the facts’, in 2016, president Trump bagged 304.

Bottom line is ‘I Heard It Through The Grapevine’ should not be the media’s national anthem. Flag or no flag.

President Trump’s reaction to all of this inuendo?

Make America Great Again – MAGA!

For the want of a lie the plot was lost,
For the want of a plot the truth was lost,
For the want of the truth integrity was lost,
For the want of integrity discretion was lost,
For the want of discretion reputation was lost,
And all for the want of a lie…

(with apologies to Benjamin Franklin)

Arise, O Lord; O God, lift up thine hand: forget not the humble. Wherefore doth the wicked contemn God? he hath said in his heart, Thou wilt not require it. Thou hast seen it; for thou beholdest mischief and spite, to requite it with thy hand: the poor committeth himself unto thee; thou art the helper of the fatherless. Break thou the arm of the wicked and the evil man: seek out his wickedness till thou find none. The Lord is King for ever and ever: the heathen are perished out of his land. Lord, thou hast heard the desire of the humble: thou wilt prepare their heart, thou wilt cause thine ear to hear: To judge the fatherless and the oppressed, that the man of the earth may no more oppress. ~ Psalm 10: 12-18


Face of Jesus by Richard Hook

Soli Deo Gloria!